What The..?

Okay, we know. The gig is up.

We're not a company, we're not even a chimp, we're not even a "we"! Why the charade? Well, the answer is because we saw our opportunity so we grabbed it by it's little furry tail and had our way with it. Some might call this brash or unsavory but that's our fictional company motto - get used to it.

If you stumbled across us by accident, I'm sorry. We didn't mean to interrupt your day with our incorrect grammar and bad spelling. While we have your attention, however, are you aware that only 90% of all websites have access to the internet, and a whopping 15% go to bed hungry every night? This is saddening to us here at MailChump.com, which is why we would like to do something about it, but probably never will.

What We Offer

• Almost-free hay rides to heaven
• Whiter teeth
• Peer pressure
• Unwanted abdominal pressure

What We Don't Offer

• Any type of service
• Solutions to your email issues
• Whiter teeth